A buddy of mine went to Comic-Con last Friday and recited this great quote to me the next day:

There was a Princess Leia costume contest out on the floor and it was so packed you couldn’t get within 100 yards of it. The whole area was fanboys jumping up to snap beat-off pictures for later.

One of my buddies found the source site (mikero.com)for these cool Darwin change images, I really dig them.

Well, I’m going to go read e-mail while my balls warm up.

That gem was uttered by one of my co-workers after riding his new motorcyle in to work this morning. He picked the wrong time of year to switch from a car to a bike for his 60 mile commute.

I read this one in The Week magazine today (in an article about economic bubbles):

What we learn from history is that people don’t learn from history.
-Warren Buffett

I heard this one on an episode of 10 Items or Less tonight, Carl says that his Mom gave him one good piece of advice:

Just because it feels good doesn’t mean you shouldn’t lock the bathroom door and turn on the fan.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists

That was Don Marquis’ response to the classic half full/half empty glass description of optimists and pessimists.

From the Old Farmer’s Almanac: