To keep the ball rolling here’s an interview with Joel from Starwars.com:

Star Wars: Community | A Guy Named Joel: Launching Cinematic Titanic

I just read that Joel Hodgson and the original cast of MST3K are embarking on a new venture called Cinematic Titanic at http://www.cinematictitanic.com/index.html where they will release episodes on DVD and for download. They’ll be riffing on bad movies just like the old days. I found this out via an RSS feed from Slashdot.

I ran across RiffTrax from a banner ad on Something Awful of all places. It’s Mike Nelson from MST3K who has recorded MP3 commentaries (lots of them with Kevin Murphy aka Tom Servo and Bill Corbett aka Crow). You buy the MP3 for about three or four bucks and listen to it while watching the DVD of the movie so it’s just like MST3K but without the robot silhouettes at the bottom.

It looks like he has over 40 titles already, some of them good SciFi (Fellowship of the Ring, The Matrix, The Grudge etc.) and some real stinkers (Point Break, Cocktail, Glitter). I think I may have to try one this weekend. The only drawback is that the truly funny ones are usually the crappiest movies and I hate to spend money on even renting them; I should try to find some crappy used copies on Half.com or something.

Hal Fishman passed away at age 75 today, just one week after being diagnosed with colon cancer. While I didn’t watch him all that often I always stopped channel surfing if he came on. I knew he was the model for Kent Brockman on the Simpsons but didn’t realize that he had also done several movies. He even has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He even played himself in half a dozen films (sadly there were choice picks like Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles and Joe Dirt).

Article from the LA Times: KTLA anchor Hal Fishman was old school, in a good way

As if Robot Chicken weren’t funny enough already there’s a 22 minute Star Wars homage up on Super Deluxe.

Here’s the RC:SW page with a link to the full video and extra stuff like wallpaper.

You can find the video here on Super Deluxe also.

I almost forgot, why do American studios have to rip off good Asian material? For instance, we recently saw The Eye in its original Mandarin with subtitles and it was great! Now I hear that someone in the States is going to remake it, probably so that they can put some cute blonde in the main role (like they did with The Grudge). If you don’t like subtitles, get over it. There’s a lot of creative people out there in non-English speaking parts of the world.

Another thing that chaps my hide is the crappy American college kid episode of MXC that was made a couple of years ago. MXC is basically the 80’s Japanese game show Takeshi’s Castle overdubbed with hilarious English dialog. Great show, I love watching it. However some studio genius figured that they could make money by filming dumb college kids doing the same events but with McDonald’s logos on all their helmets. Man, that was one piss poor episode.

This reminds me of the fact that I loved watching shows like Speed Racer, Starblazers, Battle of the Planets and the one where there were five teenage characters that wore bird-shaped helmets (and for the life of me I can’t remember the title right now) when I was a kid. At the time I could tell that the characters’ mouths weren’t quite in sync with the English dialog but that didn’t bother me at all. It wasn’t until long after that I found out they were actually Japanese cartoons with English overdubs. While that worked great for cartoons it wouldn’t work for live-action and I’m sure I would have hated subtitles at that age.

After reading my previous post some folks might say to me “Yeah, well why don’t you come up with an original movie idea?” Guess what, I can’t! That’s right, I really don’t have a creative bone in my body. I can’t draw for crap, I can’t write fiction (unless you count the sorry little two-page D&D based wizard story I wrote in 7th grade). Hell, I can’t even do anything in Photoshop, a registered trademark of Adobe (I don’t want to get sued you know) except retouch photos and make crappy image macros to post on message boards.

Does any of that really matter though? Of course not. I know what I like and I sure as shit know what I don’t like and I don’t like the movies I ripped on earlier. I wish we got the some of those obscure cable movie channels like the Independent Film Channel or the Sundance Channel so I could see movie that aren’t mainstream without having to wade through the video store aisles or browse Netflix.

Of  course I don’t want to have to mess with my easy cable-into-ReplayTV setup that I have now by getting digital cable, and I’m cheap. I really don’t want to have to mess with my channels going through a set-top box before they get to my ReplayTV but if we ever go to HD (and I know we will eventually) I’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.

For the past several years I’ve been annoyed at how the movie industry constantly takes the easy way out and copies history rather then coming up with something new. Actually my annoyance probably dates back to when the cheesy CG remake of Godzilla came out; a quick detour to IMDB tells me that it’s been 11 years now, yipes!

Anyway, I just don’t like how there are so many damn movies that fall into two categories:

(1) Remakes of old movies. In most cases that I’ve seen (or heard about second-hand since I refuse to see these things) the remake doesn’t add anything to the movie. Sure there’s fancier special effects and CG animation, in some cases the originals were in black & white so even color is a bonus but usually the script writers manage to mangle the original just enough to make it less entertaining overall than the originals.

(2) Movies based on old TV shows. Come on, have Hollywood writers run completely dry of new material so that they have to pillage old TV shows, especially the bad ones from the 70’s and 80’s? Honestly, I think the world could have done without movies based on The Dukes of Hazzard, The Brady Bunch, Beverly Hillbillies, The Honeymooners etc. Can’t someone come up with some good new ideas? Notice I said good, there are plenty of original works out there that just suck (Dodgeball anyone?) If you want to see a list of shows that have been made into movies check out this Wikipedia page.

(Speaking of The A-Team I discovered at that Wikipedia link above that the movie version of the show is scheduled to be released in 2008.)

One movie in this category that really pissed me off was the original Mission: Impossible movie. I am a huge fan of the original TV series from the 60’s (I have almost 50 episodes on VHS just waiting for transfer to DVD) so I was initially excited to hear that they were making a movie about it. (Aside: TV.com says that “If you like this show you may also like these shows: The A-Team, The Mod Squad, I Spy, Get Smart and MacGyver. How did The A-Team get in there?)

The revived series that ran from 1988 to 1990 was decent (not as good as I had hoped) and at least it had Peter Graves in his original character. When I finally saw the movie I was sorely disappointed. They basically stole the title and slapped it on a crappy action flick that included some disguises and tech tricks as a vehicle for Tom (bleh) Cruise. As if that weren’t bad enough somehow that piece of crap made enough money to induce the studio to make it a franchise and crank out two more of them. After seeing how the first one totally lost the spirit of the original show I decided that I could never, ever under any circumstances see either of the other two movies.

I will grant you that there have been some decent movies in this category. The Fugitive TV show was before my time so my first exposure to the story was the Harrison Ford movie that came out in 1993. I thought that was an okay movie but maybe I would have had a different opinion had I been a fan of the TV show.

(2a)Live-action movies based on cartoons is a subset that I reserve special hate for. Who the hell thought making live-action versions of George of the Jungle, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Dudley Do-Right and so forth were good ideas? And don’t get me started about Fat Albert or I might do something I’ll regret.

Wow, Alec sure has a way with children, just listen to the voicemail he left his 11 year-old daughter here.

It sounds more like he’s trying to teach her to fear him rather than respect him. He sounded like an 11 year-old himself in that message. I figured that she probably is a thoughtless little pig since her parents are spoiled movie stars but that’s their fault, not hers.

Thanks to Darana for finding this interview with Matt Stone and Trey Parker. If you don’t know who they are then you really aren’t on my wavelength at all.

http://www.reason.com/news/show/116787.html