Well, I’m going to go read e-mail while my balls warm up.

That gem was uttered by one of my co-workers after riding his new motorcyle in to work this morning. He picked the wrong time of year to switch from a car to a bike for his 60 mile commute.

I read this one in The Week magazine today (in an article about economic bubbles):

What we learn from history is that people don’t learn from history.
-Warren Buffett

I heard this one on an episode of 10 Items or Less tonight, Carl says that his Mom gave him one good piece of advice:

Just because it feels good doesn’t mean you shouldn’t lock the bathroom door and turn on the fan.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists

That was Don Marquis’ response to the classic half full/half empty glass description of optimists and pessimists.

From the Old Farmer’s Almanac: