Someone pointed me to this page of Amazon product reviews written by Mister Quickly. The way he just zooms off on a tangent cracks me up. For instance in his review of The Anatomy of the Zulu Army: From Shaka to Cestshway, 1818-1879 he somehow works in this:
He laid his Pulsar Quaadrant-Ray aside, relaxing in the security of erotic congress.
