Author Archives: Doppelbock

Neuter Scooter is just wrong

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about spaying & neutering pets but the idea of a giant bus that drives around doing it with a big “Neuter Scooter” logo on the side just seems wrong to me. See all the … Continue reading →

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REAL ID == BAD

So I followed a link on Mangoat.net the other day to a video clip that was amusing yet disturbing at the same time here. After the video it linked to this ACLU page. I filled out the form letter and … Continue reading →

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New pets today

I went to the reptile show in Costa Mesa today intending to look around and see what I might get in the future and ended up coming home with two pygmy chameleons instead. They are just over an inch long … Continue reading →

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Cutesy flash movie

Okay so this one isn’t the best I’ve seen but held my interest for a minute or two. Icon Story

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Don’t bungee into green water

Don’t try this at home (right-click save as please) Personally I wouldn’t jump into water that I can’t see into. I’m still not convinced that this isn’t a fake, either.

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OK is not OK

Thanks to Mangoat for this link. I am now 100% sure that Oklahoma is not someplace I would ever want to live. Fire when ready, Gridley

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Frodo Failed, Bush Has The Ring

I saw a car with a “Frodo Failed, Bush Has the Ring” bumper sticker today. If that isn’t odd enough the same car also had one of those magnetic ribbon thingies that was red, white & blue with a bald … Continue reading →

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Civic Peppers

The guy parked next to me at the train station yesterday for some reason keeps a dinner plate full of red peppers on the rear deck of his Honda Civic. There’s got to be a better way to dry peppers … Continue reading →

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Elf is a movie for all fucking seasons

My wife and I were sitting down to lunch today and trying to figure out what to watch on the boob tube. She wanted to watch Elf so I laughed, saying “But it’s summer!” to which she replied “Elf is … Continue reading →

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Best 404 page I’ve seen lately

I think this is the best 404 (page not found) error text that I’ve seen in quite a while. Cannot find Intelligence

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Fuddruckers = leeches

So I guess Fuddruckers was ripping off this poor guy’s Burgertime game and were even linking directly to his site. I can’t believe a big corporation is that stupid. Oh wait, yes I can. (Thanks to Mangoat for this link … Continue reading →

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Okay, now I feel bad

Now that I’ve seen the extensive destruction and horrific conditions in New Orleans I feel bad about my post a few days ago. I really don’t know what it’s like to go through what those people are going through now. … Continue reading →

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News Flash: Idiots have invaded the self-checkout

Tonight I witnessed an invasion of idiots on all four self-checkout lanes at Albertson’s (supermarket). People couldn’t scan their items, they couldn’t bag right, couldn’t use their credit card. I used to breeze through a lot faster than the regular … Continue reading →

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I’ll take the earthquakes, thanks

Yep, I’d much rather deal with the occassional major earthquake than live in fear of hurricanes every year. Can you image dealing with this: Thanks a lot Katrina!

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Crap, two months without an update?!?!

Holy crap, I really suck at this, don’t I? I have some stuff to post from Comic-Con last month but don’t have time at the moment. To tide you over here’s a quote I loved from a King of the … Continue reading →

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