Category Archives: Internet Nonsense

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I know this is a shameful plug but I got a good laugh out of this new shirt from Despair.com, Rankin & Bass are probably rolling in their graves right about now.

I suppose that’s what I get for randomly trolling the After 12 fail blog but there you go. I don’t even know where to start with this one. http://after12.failblog.org/2010/11/27/party-fails-the-strangest-of-nights/

I was cruising Usenet this morning and saw a guy posting about a band called Amarna Reign and he calls it melodic progressive deathcore. Really? Does that even make any kind of sense at all? I then Googled the band … Continue reading →

I ran across this e-mail signature and it is definitely the longest one I’ve ever seen. Let’s step through it, shall we? (Apologies for the ugly pixelation but I had to blur out personal info and I didn’t want to … Continue reading →

Yep, he sure is.

Is it me or could this be the creepiest banner ad yet? Cartoon porn doesn’t seem like the best way to sell a dating service.

I can’t decide which one I want more from Think Geek, the my first bacon doll or the juicy canned unicorn meat. http://thinkgeek.com    

How can anyone live without the  The Poking Man Pen Stand? I swear this must have been invented by the same guy that came up with the humping dog USB drive. Please, whatever you do don’t click on the video … Continue reading →

This one is for my friend Shack who will someday have his own monkey. Should we be thanking him for keeping outbreak over there on such a heavy-duty chain, or should we call someone to come and do something? I … Continue reading →

I saw that on an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philidelphia (about my favorite comedy show right now) and laughed my ass off, it’s the DICK TOWEL. That’s right, they actually created a web site for a gag from … Continue reading →

Wow, the people that Wal-Mart brings out of the woodwork is just amazing. If you deign to shop at Wal-Mart then be sure to take along your camera next time you go. People of Wal-Mart

Someone sent me a the link below to a cool interactive time-lapse photograph of the Hong Kong skyline. If you hover your cursor over the top of the image it shows the time at 6:10 (presumably PM). As you move … Continue reading →