Category Archives: Quotes

A buddy of mine went to Comic-Con last Friday and recited this great quote to me the next day: There was a Princess Leia costume contest out on the floor and it was so packed you couldn’t get within 100 … Continue reading →

Well, I’m going to go read e-mail while my balls warm up. That gem was uttered by one of my co-workers after riding his new motorcyle in to work this morning. He picked the wrong time of year to switch … Continue reading →

I read this one in The Week magazine today (in an article about economic bubbles): What we learn from history is that people don’t learn from history. -Warren Buffett

I heard this one on an episode of 10 Items or Less tonight, Carl says that his Mom gave him one good piece of advice: Just because it feels good doesn’t mean you shouldn’t lock the bathroom door and turn … Continue reading →

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists That was Don Marquis’ response to the classic half full/half empty glass description of optimists and pessimists.

My wife and I were sitting down to lunch today and trying to figure out what to watch on the boob tube. She wanted to watch Elf so I laughed, saying “But it’s summer!” to which she replied “Elf is … Continue reading →